blast a grantham

To interrupt a heated argument by standing up, apologizing, and vomiting blood on everyone within a six-foot radius.

It seemed like the argument at dinner about the future of the hospital would never end, but then father stood up to blast a grantham all over the roast mutton.

by MisterInvisible October 9, 2016

Ghast Blast

When one has sperm up the butt then when he/she farts and it makes a white cloud. Commonly seen in cartoon porn.

"Dafuq is that white cloud there for?" -Guy 1

"I just had a little bit of a Ghast Blast" -Guy 2

"I'm just gonna walk away now..." -Guy 1

by Jhon Gewer January 19, 2014

Banjo blasted

When a lover slaps your cock like a banjo

Dude I just got banjo blasted!!!

by Banjo blastie April 19, 2016

mass blast

when you mississippi handbag and right as you nut your foreskin blows off and hits your partner in the face while your semen practically glues it to their face.

charlotte didnt believe me when i said my foreskin was loose so i mass blasted her and laughed when she cried

by darkonefucker42342 January 10, 2019

vampire blast

when you sneeze on your period

I'd be having the vampire blast over here ,if u bring the cat over ,you know um allergic to them

by xxxxkaire_xx January 19, 2022

wet blasting

Bukkake-like facial cumming.

"I was wet blasting all over Samantha's face last nice"Bukkake-like facial cumming.

"I was wet blasting all over Samantha's face last nice"

by egbb June 3, 2015

Midnight Blast

When you wake up in the middle of the night with an unquenchable thirst that can only be relieved by chugging leftover Baja Blast from hours (or days) before.

I bought a new down blanket on Saturday so you know I had to have a Midnight Blast.

by MidnightBlaster August 7, 2017