awkward tepee

During an awkward moment, this hand gesture is used to mark the situation as awkward, usually making the situation noticeably more awkward. The awkward tepee is made by placing both of your hands/arms in a bottom-less triangle surrounding your head. Can also be performed with two people using one arm each, connecting with both heads in the "tepee." Both heads must be IN the tepee or it's just not right.

Girl 1- "Say something awkward"
Boy- "huh?"
Girl 2- "Spread em!"
Boy- "huh?!"
Girl 1- "Yes!" *awkward tepee*

by kkjenna October 6, 2008

Akaward Farts

The act of farting in a very small crouded room with lots of people which all have stopped talking and they all glare at you.

"Ewww! that guy just farted and everyone heard it, he is such a major dumbass".

Guy 2: maybe it was the running shits.

Guy 3: Naw it was just uncontrolled.

Guy: heh heh thats "Akaward farts" for ya ha ha.

by TactialFarts69 November 28, 2011

awkward lesser panda

One who is perpetually on a diet but nonetheless continues to consume a disporportionately massive amount of food.

One, like songminjae, who speaks, pauses and laughs intermittently. However, this is not done for comedic effect, but is indicative of what might be a more serious speech impediment.

I thought.. hhahaha.. I was more of a awkward lesser panda.. haha

by UPenn Law October 23, 2011

Awkward

1. Used in any type of silence, that spans short or long.

2. Used to end a conversation

3. Something you scream in the middle of the public spontaneously.

Jim: Hey, Mitch. How's it going?
Mitch: Fine, thanks. How about you?
Jim: Great! I'll see you around, Mitch!
Mitch: AAAAAAAWKWAARD!!!

Awkward...

by Youttttt November 29, 2011

Awkward Salmon

When you come up behind or in front of someone and wiggle your hand up their crack without penetration.

Steve awkward salmoned the shit out of Susan last night.

by Maebabe January 1, 2018

Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)

when you get a semi or a full on boner at the wrong time

AWKWARD BONER SITUATION (ABS) Example:-

Theme: A Couple sat on a bench

Person1 says: hey let's go for a walk
Person2 says: Oh crap, hold up
Person1 says: whats up?
Person2 says: My ABS just kicked in

by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020

thats awkward

A phrase used when in an awkward situation, usually to make it seem less awkward for yourself, although usually doubling the awkwardness of the others involved.

"I'm so fat, i hate it!" -Fat Girl

*awkward silence*

"Thats awkward." -Chill dude

by adds24 April 10, 2011