They've been doing it for years... But they won't acknowledge that they're doing it... Amd they know I have a problem with it... And there are real-world ramifications to them doing it... Doesn't matter. I don't need agency or actionable information. I need to do what I'm told and "try harder" in a vague and abstract sense and I don't need what I want from them.
Hym "Yeah, being a parent doesn't make you better than anyone. Having a kid is (at this point) an entirely optional thing someone let you do and in no way bolsters your moral standing. Nor should it. You are not special or good. Your wife isn't special or good. Parents are shit."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
Get the Parents mug.dont get me wrong i couldnt be on this earth without them but man do I fucking hate them. there the worst people I've ever met, and I have one of the most shitty friendgroups ever. Genuinely curious if I don't do what they tell me to do what they're going to do, if they're going to hurt me, yell at me till I wanna commit, send me off to boarding school, genuinely cause what if I don't are you gonna send me off to the streets, cause that's child abuse and probably a bunch of other illegal shit. if they disown me my dad wouldn't have the heart with his stupid Mormon pussy ass. and my mom would prob commit too, honestly I may be the shitty child they all hate, but if I die or leave the family would go to shit. I don't wanna live with my grandparents either, so I guess ill just cope with music, fake fantasies in my head, and fanfics
user: u good u look like you've been crying
me: yeah i just fuckin hate my parents
user: why?
me: ... can we not talk about that
user: yeah.. yeah thats fine
me: yeah i just fuckin hate my parents
user: why?
me: ... can we not talk about that
user: yeah.. yeah thats fine
by ilovemiso March 13, 2023
Get the parents mug.It would be politically correct to call him her sucrose parent instead of calling him her sugar daddy.
by kulamu leni vaadu March 22, 2023
Get the Sucrose parent mug."Stop That Awful Noise!" A "nuclear-level" version of da "first-and-foremost" or "usual" or "most frequently voiced" order --- "Be quiet" --- dat parents give their small children on innumerable occasions.
Lucy van Pelt super-loudly passed along da STANdard parental-directive from her mom --- a gentle request dat she and her visiting friends play their raucously-loud "cowboys and Indians" game more quietly --- to her toddler-brother Linus when he'd merely been shaking his baby-rattle; da joke, of course, was dat (A) da merely-faint sounds dat Linus was making were hardly even audible (especially compared to all of da shrill-'n'-noisy "shoot-'em-up bang" whooping and hollering dat Lucy and her friends had previously been carrying on with), and (B) she herself had absolutely b-e-l-l-o-w-e-d (indicated by a sawtooth-edged word-balloon instead of just a regular smooth words-enclosing line) said command ("Didn't you hear Mother?! STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!"), and so she herself was making an infinitely-louder racket than Linus had ever produced.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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Get the parents suck mug.Dictators that act like the boss of you because they are older than you, and they also make a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG deal out of their kids wearing pajamas in public. They also don’t get along with each other.
Billy: I got into a fair argument with mom, and she got me into trouble.
Sid:yeah, parents abuse their power a lot.
Sid:yeah, parents abuse their power a lot.
by HandsomeDragon8 February 19, 2023
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2- Living beings that procreated and resulted in the birth of other living beings.
2- Living beings that procreated and resulted in the birth of other living beings.
My parent is a good person.
by Coldandhot October 14, 2023
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