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apple family

a family which only uses Mac computers
son "hey dad can i get a windows computer"

dad " sorry son we are an apple family"
by wh1tet1m October 28, 2014
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apple garbage

Apple garbage is when you eat so many apples that you shit a whole apple often times your asshole explodes and bleeds profusely
Bitch I just ate so many apples that I got mad apple garbage d
by Jstu November 14, 2017
mugGet the apple garbagemug.

polishing the apple

Trying to win someone's favor.

This is a slang term or idiom that originated in the early 20th Century.
You could probably get a salary bump by polishing the apple a little more with your boss.
by goldeneyedmomma June 7, 2017
mugGet the polishing the applemug.

Apple chimi

An apple chimi is similar to a blumpkin. While someone(male) is on a toilet his female partner has the male place his penis in her asshole while having intercourse the male begins to deficate into the toilet. While the male is deficating the female urinates at the same time while having anal sex and that is an apple chimi.
"Wow nick i cant believe you did an apple chimi with your cousin."

"Sally its my birthday and all i want is an apple chimi."

"One time when i was detoxing and havent taken a shit in a week a girl i met in rehab gave me an apple chimi."
by Fight club fam August 7, 2016
mugGet the Apple chimimug.

Ass Appled

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.
Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?
by God Left Us May 6, 2019
mugGet the Ass Appledmug.

Apple corer

Hey dude what weapon u have?
AK-47!
I have apple corer GET REKT
by Epictailz January 29, 2017
mugGet the Apple corermug.

Appled Out

When your iPhone randomly restarts, and you get the black screen with the Apple logo
Guy: Ugh, my iPhone just appled out, and now I have to wait for it to restart. Worst day ever.
by palindrome388 January 22, 2014
mugGet the Appled Outmug.

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