Wedding guest: can you play the twat stomp?
Wedding dj: sure, right after the chicken dance!
booty dance pussy
Wedding dj: sure, right after the chicken dance!
booty dance pussy
by Blarc July 11, 2016
Get the Twat stompmug. Someone who repeatedly has to talk about their shitty Iphone, especially with reference to the latest pointless application they have just downloaded, to the extent everyone in the surrounding area rolls their eyes with boredom.
"Since Jim has bought an Iphone, he has turned from a decent sort of chap into a complete and utter App Twat".
by Bored Pilot April 17, 2010
Get the App Twatmug. by proballa March 2, 2009
Get the twat whoremug. To engorge the vaginal opening of a woman with a large penis (or other large object) to the point where it can take no more. To pack as much meat in that pussy as possible.
Tommy Lee has quite the Twat Gagger in his pants. The Twat Gagger on that guy could kill a horse. I bet that 2 foot dildo is a good Twat Gagger. I’ll use my fist to Gag that Twat! This new girl I’m dating is going to be very surprised when she sees my Twat Gagger.
by Sean Ethan May 9, 2008
Get the twat gaggermug. Jim: And let me tell you Larry, i buttered her twat toast all night long
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.
by theonewhohasnolife June 30, 2009
Get the twat toastmug. Rachel is a whore. She sleeps around so watch out braaaaahhh. She got the toxic twat.
Despite the risk for toxic twat, I still frequent prostitutes.
I think I have a yeast infection or an STD. My pussy stanks like toxic twat today.
Despite the risk for toxic twat, I still frequent prostitutes.
I think I have a yeast infection or an STD. My pussy stanks like toxic twat today.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
Get the Toxic Twatmug. Mozzarella Twat(noun)
Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.
Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.
Person 1: "What is in your lap mom?"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"
Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"
Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"
by ShawnathanNunes December 10, 2013
Get the Mozzarella Twatmug.