simp

adj. a nerd or stupid ass person. simpleton
It can also describe a sympathetic person, usually a guy who preys on emotional girls; sympathet

This word can be used for anything really.

1. Brett is such a fuckin' simp.

2. Could that person be anymore of a simp!

3. "Tim are you gonna jump off that cliff?"

"No!!"

"C'mon ya simp!!"

by Hammy Sagar December 28, 2005

simp

In Arthur C. Clarke's Rama, simps are super chimps, genetically enhanced simians that weigh less than 30kg, consume half the oxygen and food needed by a human, but can do the job of 2.75 men in domestic affairs, elementary cooking, tool transportation and a dozen other routine tasks.

Endeavour's simps are Blackie, Blondie, Goldie and Brownie.

by Felipe February 21, 2004

Simping

Simping, someone that is depresso and listens to songs that make them feel sadder than they already are

rachel is always simping because she is depresso

by notgayperson January 26, 2019

Simp

See also: lives with his mom, acts like a baller but is mostly a douche. Also, a dad who ditches his wife & kid for stupid bullshit.

My man is no simp, he just knows what's important and avoids douchiness at all costs

by impossibly_fast October 20, 2011

Simping

To watch The Simpson's all day, having a Simpson's marathon.

"Hey do you wanna come out tonight?"
"Sorry I can't I'm simping"

by Stinkygirl123 June 7, 2020

simps

Short way of saying simple. Used like maybs or probs.

"How was the test?"
"Simps, don't worry"

by MPLS612 April 30, 2006

SIMP

Squirrels In My Pants

Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants! (SIMP)

by Person1213 April 20, 2018