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Urban Dictionary

A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...
Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.
by TheOfficiallyOfficialOfficial November 30, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

"What's this think called the Urban Dictionary, Bob?"
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!"
by TheGuySittingInTheBack May 19, 2016
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Urban Dictionary

did you seriously look up ud in ud!?

It's the place where people come to put the weirdest definitions of the weirdest words and others read them and decide if they like them or not.
Urban Dictionary is a funny website I use a lot to pass time.
by sweetpea_hippie4404 June 20, 2023
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urban dictionary

guy:1 did you hear
Guy:2 no
Guy:1 my brother was on the urban dictionary and now he is mentally impaired. he went into MAXIMUM AUTISM OVERLOAD
by youtube rewind 2018 December 17, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

Really? Who searches for Urban Dictionary in the Urban Dictionary? You already know what it is? That's like looking for the definiton or Dictionary in the Dictionary!
Me: Your name in the Urban Dictionary says you are a kung-fu midget

Friend: Of course...
by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020
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Dictionary Hitler

A person who immediately corrects a word, adjective, noun, verb, etc if used incorrectly in a sentence or conversation.
Nick: "Is your mother native?"
James: "You're using native wrong. The correct word is foreign. Don't say a word you don't know how to use."
Nick: "No need to be a dictionary hitler about it."
by Biodamaged October 15, 2015
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