Zero Sperm September

Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.

Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”

by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023

Zero

A pretty rare name, if you’ve ever met a Zero or someone who goes by that, you’ll pick up right from the start that they’re loyal and take their friendships seriously. On the outside they seem stiff and cold, but once you get to know them better you’ll be able to see they’re complete dorks they’re kind hearted and don’t have a mean bone in their body. A Zero would never try to hurt someone they loved, most of the time they try to keep all of their feelings bottled up inside because they’re too busy fixing everyone else’s problems. Zero’s have a hard time talking about their feelings as well, they would sacrifice anything for their loved ones. That’s what makes them some of the best people to have in your life. If you know a Zero keep them close and don’t let go.

God, Zero treats everyone with kindness, I feel so safe with him.

by ˢʷᵉᵉᵗᵖᵉᵃ June 6, 2021

zero

zero one of the greatest numbers in the world

"wait no you cant devide by zero it w-!"
universe explodes

by Henchman the Necromancer April 6, 2021

Zeroing

When you inhale smoke till nothing comes out when you exhale.

“Dude my mom came in so I had to zero the smoke, I need to get better at zeroing because some still came out when I exhaled.”

by Buggy11706 February 6, 2022

Zero Toes

Being unaware of your surroundings and acting in a manner that makes you loose in character; not paying attention to any potential risks or consequences that may occur.

Character 1: Dude that guys is so stupid, he literally sold drugs to a police officer.

Character 2: Damn, he’s so Zero Toes!

by LordEvull September 19, 2025

Zero

Meaning no, usually in response to a question asked.

Can also be used as “zeroes” to mean the same thing.

“You going out tonight fam?”

“Zero, got work tomorrow.”

by jajuwnakajN November 5, 2019

Zero

An amazing loving and caring person who will SHOWER you in love and kindness because that’s how amazing zero is they always lift you up when your down and always make great memories together with others. If you ever have the chance to become friends with a zero do it you won’t regret it.

Omg I was in such a sad mood this morning and when zero found out they wouldn’t stop telling me how much they love me

by Skywalker443 October 28, 2019