Walking in on yourself 

A term used to describe when a person suddenly realises what a mistake probably making by asking "What are you doing?" to themselves as if they'd just walked in to witness themselves acting this way.

Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What're you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"

Walking in on yourself by WatcherMark January 14, 2019

do it yourself (insert name here) 

School appropriate way of telling someone to go kill themselves. (stated or shouted jokingly.)

(inserted name): can somebody help me carry-

DO IT YOURSELF (insert name here)
(inserted name): (joking) FINE I WILL *carries object by themselves*

do it yourself (insert name here) by Kat_Rose February 17, 2019

The "Fuck Yourself" Roast

This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."

Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."

"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"

The "Fuck Yourself" Roast by Bullyimmunebitch May 11, 2020

Chill on yourself 

A term used when a friend, family member, colleague or acquaintance is dealing with an issue (not known to the user of the term) that they themselves have the answer to or should deal with personally yet are unable to find/see such answer due to other factors bothering them (stress, anxiety, fear, fatigue etc) in their life.

Guy 1: ugh! I don't know why but I can't sleep!

Guy 2: Yo you need to chill on yourself

Chill on yourself by Regulrnick August 28, 2020

go fuck yourself 

if someone says this to you you fucked up. it an be as a joke but most likely youre a dipshit.

oi cunt go fuck yourself ´kay.

go fuck yourself by not simp boy September 30, 2020

barbara'd yourself

1. Open yourself up to a joke of sexual innuendo.

2. Say something so blatantly sexual that needs an immediate joke cracked at your expense.

3. La-la-la-la-la-la-la

"Oh yea! I am so sore from getting up and down yesterday."
*Awkward Silence*
"Damn, you just Barbara'd yourself..."

barbara'd yourself by Senior Rekrap December 2, 2020

put your pfp as yourself day 

A day where you put your pfp as yourself if you see this.

gio: Hey! It's put your pfp as yourself day!

put your pfp as yourself day by only_states_facts January 22, 2021