Window Ninja

When you're messed up on an illeagle substance, more than likely an "upper", and you keep looking out the window out of paranoia.

"Dude, quit playing window ninja over there. Why can't you just get high with us and be chill?"

by phatkhiken February 23, 2008

broken windowz

Nickname for crystal meth.

The homie was doing laps around the block after smoking broken windowz last night.

by jayyrie September 19, 2018

wingo hour

Developed by a former U.S. Navy SEAL, the "wingo hour" is the act of drinking 2 shots and 1 beer in the span of 60 minutes. A common variation is the "wingo hour plus," the act of drinking 2 shots and 2 beers in the same time span. Both are popular on the D.C. happy hour circuit.

"Let's all do a wingo hour at tonight's happy hour before heading back to the office."

"We should do a wingo hour, then go and pop some heads."

by d7m February 8, 2010

Windoze

To sleep infront of your computer after the system being down for several seconds.

Windows ME started lagging, so I Windozed off into a land of chocolate and furry hippopotamuses named Jeffrey.

by B-Drac July 26, 2003

Windows Live

Proof Microsoft should be burned to the ground. They are now copying Googles GMail because they were losing power over e-mail users because anyone with half a brain or more (the rest of you stuck with MSN and shud die immediatly) moved to the better, faster, stronger service offered by Google.

(Google is now becoming corrupt and stupid too and still refuses to offer Linux/Mac OS programs but its still better than Microsoft)

Zomg look! Google has a new service that offers 1000x the storage we do and dosent use 10 AD's a page or dozens of cliparts/icons everywhere you look! I cant beleive it there pages actually LOAD sometimes too! We have to do something about this!

I HAVE AN IDEA LETS OFFER 250 MEGS, THATS SO AMAZING THAT NOBODY WILL EVER LOOK ELSEWHERE...
but they did...
LETS JUST COPY THEM DAMNIT!
And thus, Windows Live was born!

by Koric January 13, 2006

Windowarm

Painful marks usually around the inner elbow caused by hanging/dangling one's arm out the window. Can also be found on the bottom of one's arm also. This sometimes is accompanied by a one sided farmer tan.

After driving for an hour or two on a hot summer day, Bob's windowarm was killing him and he had a sun burn,

by Deathyak August 6, 2009

Window Looker

Someone who stares aimlessly out of car windows.
This occurs mainly on long journeys, while stuck in traffic or while avoiding cab driver small talk.

Police Officer: "So, what caused this car crash?"
Citizen: "Well, i was so busy checking out this hot Window Looker i didn't notice the car in front of me stop!"

by swanagebay February 23, 2010