watch liek a hawk

"being watched like a hawk"
An expression for a paranoid feeling of being monitored constantly by moderators on an internet message board.

-teh modzis watch liek a hawk!!1!
-stfu n00b!

by grandmastah K April 28, 2003

weach awound

Just your basic reach around with the exception that it is being performed on / by a person with a speech impediment.

Whewes my weach awound Gweg?

by Hooked on Tronics July 29, 2008

weather whore

Someone who obsessively checks the weather and recites weather reports at any chance they get. They may become irritated or upset when the weather does not end up as they expected.

Weather Whore: "It sucks you wore flip flops today because it is going to rain!"
Flip Flop Wearer: "Don't be such a weather whore! At least I look good."

by littlegreenie March 16, 2009

Watchful

Watchful means exactly that, watching someone like a hawk.

I'm being watchful about this one. Nuff said.

by spencer12 August 18, 2012

tomato watch

A warning broadcasted by local television alerting residents of a dangerous surge in tomato production. Not to be confused with tornado sauce.

Our Doppler radar has picked up some strong agricultural disturbances, so a tomato watch has been put into effect. Watch your step, as tomato juice stains wreak havoc on suede.

by Frosty August 24, 2003

affair weather friend

Pun on "a fair-weather friend" (which is a friend one could only depend on in good times). A friend you only see during affairs (social functions, parties). Not really someone you can rely on.

i don't need another affair weather friend. i want someone who i could sit down & have coffee with, someone who will be there for me when times are tough..

by catfight12 January 9, 2009

Procrasti-watch

The act of watching copious amounts of TV episodes online in order to avoid doing some other, undesirable activity.

I just finished watching all 4 seasons of Lost on Tudou and now I have nothing to Procrasti-watch.

by pro-Vicki January 18, 2009