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Weasels

You want to know why Jordan Peterson doesn't like the red pill? Yeah? Ok. Here's why Jordan Peterson doesn't like the red pill. Here's why he called them weasels, and then later dialed it back. Here's why there's some crossover between the fanbases. (Just in case I haven't explained this before)
Hym "So Jordan's proposition is basically this: Women are attracted to this higher-order abstraction. The 'Competent man.' And it's not easy for women to tell the difference between competent men and imposters. The Weasels, on the otherhand, have a similar belief. The higher-order abstraction is the 'High-value man.' And the high-value man is this amalgam of traits including height, income, bigfatcock, and 'mInDsEt'(Which is essentially Jordan Peterson 'Competent man' abstraction. Which is where the crossover occurs). I call him the 'Imanginary Frankenstein.' But the problem lies in the Redpill's conceptualization of women. Women who have these qualities (all 3 of which apply to his daughter) engage in 'hook-up culture,' Single mothers, and divorcee are all considered 'low-value women.' MY ASSERTION is that women will settle for ANY traits that exists on the Imanginary Frankenstein or any combination of traits, starting with money (at a correlation of .7). Money makes up the largest slice of of the pie-graph and is like the torso of the Frankenstein. Bigfatcock is (obviously) the big fat cock. And you can rank-order the traits hierarchically like so:
Money

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Fatcock

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General Attractiveness

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And your fuckin ✌️✊️✌️Mindset✌️✊️✌️
Or whatever. But THIS 👇
Fatcock

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Money

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GA

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And-so-on
This ☝️ Is critical fatcock theory. This is what we're here to prove. I'm a serious academic."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2023
mugGet the Weaselsmug.

weasel

by jerktwister December 3, 2020
mugGet the weaselmug.

Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for Lebanese bears fans who whole personality is the Chicago Bears
person 1: Hey, you are a cheese weasel!
person 2: Im not even Lebanese!!
by luke214169420 September 21, 2025
mugGet the Cheese Weaselmug.

Weasel Whacking

A Term Used By Some Gamers To Refer To Hard-Scoping While Aimed Down a Hallway
by Arbiter19963 January 14, 2011
mugGet the Weasel Whackingmug.

fung weasel

A fucking busybody up and everybody's business who needs to be minding her own or his own business
by ShellBell*0ICU812 March 22, 2023
mugGet the fung weaselmug.

pish weasel

Someone who knows how to really piss you off!
The boss is being a complete pish weasel today!
by TCL&J April 19, 2018
mugGet the pish weaselmug.

German Weasel Flu

a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.
by Tobdogg October 18, 2011
mugGet the German Weasel Flumug.

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