Caulk the wagon and float it

to stick your dick in a girl doggy and then pick her ass up and bounce it on you

dont bend your hips, dont ask her to do it; just caulk the wagon and float it.

Caulk the wagon and float it by Blake the amazin October 3, 2007

jag wagon 

When a guy "jags" himself all the time, he's referred to as a jag wagon. Jag = Jack and wagon = penis.

Jimmy is always busy jagging his wagon in the bathroom. He's such a jag wagon!

jag wagon by Psychodrama January 2, 2012

Station Wagon 

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 1 fist into the anus.

The bitch got crazy last night, so I gave her the station wagon.

Station Wagon by Sargent Stiffy October 14, 2008

Bond-wagon Fan 

Any person that has multiple favorite teams. This definition also pertains to a fan who will talk smack about how great their team is when they win, but will have no association whatsoever with that team when they lose.

A week with a win -"Haha dude your team sucks... we raped em last night."

A week with a loss-"Dude, I have never been a fan of them... My brother goes to school there... thats all."
-"Dude shut up you're such a Bond-wagon Fan."

Bond-wagon Fan by KentuckyCATS January 16, 2008

Pulling the wagon 

When a man takes a shit in a girls asshole and she pushes it out through her pussy into his asshole while giving him oral, making him eat the shit while pulling on her hair like a wagon.

“Dude what did you and Lucy do last night”? “We were pulling the wagon.

Pulling the wagon by Moist tampon May 31, 2018

Meat Wagon 

A slew of overweight, underaged dirtbags often accompanied by flannel.

I certainly hope the Meat Wagon doesn't show up to Deto's Halloween Party.

or

Don't tell the Meat Wagon about Katina's super secret slumber party.

Meat Wagon by Aluminium March 16, 2009

Dick Wagon 

A man or Hermaferdite whose penis looks like a red flyer wagon. the sides look as if they are squished like a banana; rounded at the edges and triangular at the head of it.

Mike The Situation is on the outside but hes a total queef nugget and has a Dick Wagon.

Dick Wagon by Jake Thompson 1 December 15, 2010