A game played by school children, involving beating the fuck out of each
other with various weapons made of tied up school jumpers.
Usually played in a set defined area with a few players, in teams, tag
teams, or free for all, or less commonly as giant class vs class battles,
featuring each side charging at each other across the playground with as
many as 60 children in one fight.
There are few rules other than batter each other with your jumper weapon,
with winners only being determined by one side surrendering.
The two main weapon designs were clubs - where the jumper is laid out flat,
the torso rolled up and tied leaving the sleeves as handles, and whips,
where the jumper is knotted at various points and swung by one sleeve to
create a whip type weapon.
other with various weapons made of tied up school jumpers.
Usually played in a set defined area with a few players, in teams, tag
teams, or free for all, or less commonly as giant class vs class battles,
featuring each side charging at each other across the playground with as
many as 60 children in one fight.
There are few rules other than batter each other with your jumper weapon,
with winners only being determined by one side surrendering.
The two main weapon designs were clubs - where the jumper is laid out flat,
the torso rolled up and tied leaving the sleeves as handles, and whips,
where the jumper is knotted at various points and swung by one sleeve to
create a whip type weapon.
"Alright lads, lets play jumper wars!"
"Mothers are commonly angry about the stretching caused to jumpers by playing jumper wars"
"The teachers were bemused at the sight of two armies of children charging
at each other swinging their jumpers in some kind of jumper war"
"Mothers are commonly angry about the stretching caused to jumpers by playing jumper wars"
"The teachers were bemused at the sight of two armies of children charging
at each other swinging their jumpers in some kind of jumper war"
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GAME: Usually played by Peruvians on their PalmPilots. Players are usually masquerading as ecological tour guides. Most players appreciate "cheap ludes!"
Pedro loved DrugWars, he played it every day.
Pedro loved the cheap ludes.
Pedro was arrested in the rainforest for selling drugs.
Pedro clearly liked DrugWars more than he let on to.
Pedro loved the cheap ludes.
Pedro was arrested in the rainforest for selling drugs.
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The biers:
WARSTEINER Premium Verum
A a pilsner style beer brewed according to German Purity Law of 1516. With a smooth, rich-full bodied taste wrapped in a thick creamy head and a refreshing hop finish with no aftertaste. Warsteiner quenches the beer lover's thirst for a clean, crisp, refreshing beer taste.
WARSTEINER Premium Dunkel
Dunkel = German for Dark
Traditional German dark brown lager brewed according to German Purity Law of 1516. Offers beer lovers incomparable taste satisfaction with its subtle spiciness, delicate aroma, and balance. What makes premium Dunkel distinctive among dark beers, is its thirst quenching, refreshingly drinkable flavor.
WARSTEINER Premium Fresh
A non-alcoholic beer, named Fresh because of its uncommonly Fresh taste. Fresh is brewed according to the German Purity Law of 1516 with the same care as Premium Verum, then the alcohol is carefully removed in a gentle process in order to retain the refreshing flavor of WARSTEINER Premium Verum without the alcohol.
The biers:
WARSTEINER Premium Verum
A a pilsner style beer brewed according to German Purity Law of 1516. With a smooth, rich-full bodied taste wrapped in a thick creamy head and a refreshing hop finish with no aftertaste. Warsteiner quenches the beer lover's thirst for a clean, crisp, refreshing beer taste.
WARSTEINER Premium Dunkel
Dunkel = German for Dark
Traditional German dark brown lager brewed according to German Purity Law of 1516. Offers beer lovers incomparable taste satisfaction with its subtle spiciness, delicate aroma, and balance. What makes premium Dunkel distinctive among dark beers, is its thirst quenching, refreshingly drinkable flavor.
WARSTEINER Premium Fresh
A non-alcoholic beer, named Fresh because of its uncommonly Fresh taste. Fresh is brewed according to the German Purity Law of 1516 with the same care as Premium Verum, then the alcohol is carefully removed in a gentle process in order to retain the refreshing flavor of WARSTEINER Premium Verum without the alcohol.
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- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
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