Hippy Vegan

The act if of sucking one's penis and collecting sperm in a cup and dumping it onto your partners chest and strapping to a wall and letting your dog slurp it.

"My friend volunteered to hippy vegan me last night" "Did you?" "No" "i would have"

by Rrrrect January 11, 2015

Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a stalk of celery in her pussy and her partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I gave her a Vermont Vegan Vacuum instead of a normal blowjob.

by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016

Vegan

When you stand up and appreciate a warm breeze

"Ahhh, that sunshine is refreshing" exclaimed the vegan

by zooted_official March 15, 2022

vegan beef

having/starting beef with someone when there's no actual hard feelings between you two; it's just for fun.

I have some vegan beef with my best friend Chase because he wouldn't shut up about his game yesterday, so I think it'd be funny to ignore him and see how long it takes for him to notice.

by degenerasian February 11, 2022

Mandatory Vegan

Forcing a passed-out drunk to toss your salad.

Cherie rejected me so she's eligible to recieve the mandatory vegan.

by B4_yourvery_Eyes February 4, 2013

Trans Vegan

A Vegan with occasional transgressions such as occasionally eating eggs or fish or other things a pure Vegan would not eat.

In order to have a healthy diet I decided to become a trans vegan who is vegan most of the time but occasionally such as once in a month I may eat eggs, fish or even chicken

by Data scientist One August 4, 2024

Vegan

Someone who wears green and has white hair. Should normally be in their 20s but really look like they're in their 60s. Constantly asks Asian people about what body soap they use.

Erin the Vegan kept asking Brandon about his favorite soap brand.

Erin: What kind of body soap do you use?
Brandon: I use Old Spice
Erin: That's not vegan.

by Brandonhateserin March 28, 2021