by Hezra79 February 06, 2017
Mozzarella Twat(noun)
Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.
Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.
Person 1: "What is in your lap mom?"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"
Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"
Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"
by ShawnathanNunes December 11, 2013
Shana "you're such a condescending twat, why do I have to get everything?"
Josef "Because youre not as good as me"
Josef "Because youre not as good as me"
by ManiaMoron December 12, 2014
Someone who repeatedly has to talk about their shitty Iphone, especially with reference to the latest pointless application they have just downloaded, to the extent everyone in the surrounding area rolls their eyes with boredom.
"Since Jim has bought an Iphone, he has turned from a decent sort of chap into a complete and utter App Twat".
by Bored Pilot April 16, 2010
a noun referring to a black woman's vaginaii
Jim: And let me tell you Larry, i buttered her twat toast all night long
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.
by theonewhohasnolife June 30, 2009
when your man is going down on you and once he looks up to watch you cum you punch him square in the face.
by singletracklife June 10, 2016
someone who is incredibly annoying or is just terrible at doing simple things such as everyday tasks.
by knockknockknock March 11, 2014