Twat Knocker

someone who is incredibly annoying or is just terrible at doing simple things such as everyday tasks.

Guy 1 "How do I-"
Guy 2 "YOU JUST PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE YOU TWAT KNOCKER!!!!"

by knockknockknock April 6, 2014

Twat Snot

Vaginal discharge

Your panties have twat snot all over them

by Hezra79 February 5, 2017

Twat stomp

It's like the hokey pokey, but with vaginas.

Wedding guest: can you play the twat stomp?

Wedding dj: sure, right after the chicken dance!

booty dance pussy

by Blarc July 11, 2016

App Twat

Someone who repeatedly has to talk about their shitty Iphone, especially with reference to the latest pointless application they have just downloaded, to the extent everyone in the surrounding area rolls their eyes with boredom.

"Since Jim has bought an Iphone, he has turned from a decent sort of chap into a complete and utter App Twat".

by Bored Pilot April 17, 2010

twat gagger

To engorge the vaginal opening of a woman with a large penis (or other large object) to the point where it can take no more. To pack as much meat in that pussy as possible.

Tommy Lee has quite the Twat Gagger in his pants. The Twat Gagger on that guy could kill a horse. I bet that 2 foot dildo is a good Twat Gagger. I’ll use my fist to Gag that Twat! This new girl I’m dating is going to be very surprised when she sees my Twat Gagger.

by Sean Ethan May 9, 2008

Twat-Knocker

when your man is going down on you and once he looks up to watch you cum you punch him square in the face.

"Did you see Matt today ? his face is all busted; I bet his wife Twat-Knockered him"

by singletracklife June 10, 2016

Twat Flop

- Regarding female arousal; a person who causes sex drive and arousal to diminish in an instant.
- A boner killer for women.

"So I was totally about to hook up with Mike last night, until he took his pants off. Total twat flop."

by vulgaroblivion March 6, 2015