Left-turnist

Usually a male in his 40’s, that enjoys small penis humiliation while masterbating to the women on the view while driving, and then making a left U-Turn from the right lane and totaling their vehicle, and not accept responsibility.

Captain Chris is such a left-turnist he can’t go within a 1000 feet of the bumper cars ride at the fair. The children that died in the pileup were the lucky ones. The onlookers were the real victims. You can never unsee a left—turnist in action.

by Rabid Rebel April 26, 2023

Too Turnt

Drunk, vomiting and horny af

Tony got way too turnt last night

by DamianoDavidSexual September 3, 2023

bad turning day

worst thing for a dancer especially on competition/convention days. no one wants it. everyone has a bad turning days.

“today is a bad turning day for me”

by danceeeeeee_luver October 29, 2023

Incan turnpike

The act of masturbating into the anus, then getting a lubricated wooden stake and inserting it into the anus, then proceeding to pull it out, light it on fire, and perform an ancient Incan ritual on it.

Amy and I were going to do an Incan Turnpike later, but we may consider something else first.

by Nightleaf906678 September 15, 2024

Orphan Turntable

A vinyl record player originally sold with an integrated Hi-Fi system, that has since become separated from said system and is thus unusable due to proprietary connectors and the lack of an audio amplifier.

Person A: “I brought this record player from a thrift store, but when I tried to use it I noticed it only has weird connectors I’ve never seen before.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”

by MouthfulOfMortein February 26, 2024

Hillbilly Turntable

Hillbilly turntable: it’s a carnival game, where you put three guys back to back to back inside of barrel, and hang their penises out of three pre-drilled holes. You paint the penises three different colors and choose which coloured penis you want to point at the prize wall where all the prizes hang. You grab a hold of the first penis spin the barrel on a turntable grab a hold of the second penis, give it another spin, grab the third penis and give it an even harder spin, and then when the barrel finally comes to a stop you have to hope that the coloured penis you chose points at the prize wall. If the penis colour you chose is pointing away from the wall then you have to suck off both of the other two penises because you lost the game. You can’t stop sucking until the paint comes off the cock.

Tyler: “oh man, the fair is in town and I really hope that I don’t have to suck those two cocks again. I hate losing when I play the Hillbilly turntable.”

by mr big daddy lover April 5, 2024

Paquirious Turtilingus

To Confuse or gaslight someone out of the blue

Gooner: "Sean Strickland got his ass kicked"
Chad: "Dude you're totally paquirious turtilingus"
Gooner: "Bro you're fucking losing it"

by XIcarusX February 10, 2025