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blake turner

Biggest douche and consumer of date tape
Look that douche at the checkout line and all His date tape. Must be Blake Turner.
by more dudes September 22, 2013
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The Young Turds

A "news network" on Youtube that holds liberal opinions and is often overrun in the comments section by MRAs, college-aged liberals, fedora-wearing atheists, and other assorted numbskulls. TYT is often surprisingly short on intellectual content, and is made more banal by its staff members, such as:

Chunk Ogre - A mentally-challenged orangutan who disputes the historicity of the Armenian Holocaust, and is usually the first to talk about how lucky that 5-year-old boys who get molested by their female babysitters are. He tends to be overweight because his only exercise comes in the form of hand-waiving the notion that Islamic extremism is bad.

Ana Assparian - Gives the pussy-starved "nice guys" and MRAs in the comment section a reason to add a few more blisters to their tiny dicks and drool over something that isn't related to a congenital defect for a change. She expressed the sentiments of many regarding her co-worker Chunk when she yelled "Get off the stage, you fat fuck!" at Alex Jones.

John Iadorola - Sometimes make an appearance on TYT, but is more often spotted on "Think Tank," where he can be found doing the exact opposite. The hosts of this ironically-named segment can be found supplying deep and relevant information, such as "Do goats fake orgasms?" "How to tell if a goat is faking an orgasm," and "We asked goats to vote on what gives them orgasms: here's the top 10 responses."

They also have a bunch of other losers that nobody cares about.
The Young Turds (TYT) is the favorite source of news for those that are in college, but somehow have the reading and listening comprehension of a mentally-challenged, Red Bull-chugging goblin.
by dangitbobbeh August 6, 2016
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The TSN Turning Point

A significant or life changing event.
First used by "TSN"(The Sports Network.) In every hockey broadcast on this station they include a feature named the TSN Turning Point; where they show the highlite that most influenced the outcome of the game.
That right hook you threw was definitly the TSN Turning Point in that fight man.
by mapleleafkideh September 19, 2005
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Ben Turner

When you claim to be so drunk you don't forget embarrassing and borderline illegal events from the night before despite hardly drinking atall and clearly being sober. For example, trying to rape a girl only to be punched in the face and left bleeding.

Lots of love, carlos and clark xo
" Ey?! I did not try to force this girl into sex?! I don't remember that? I don't remember her battering me?! I was wrecked !! I had 4 cans FFS ! "

" Mate, I rate he's trying to pull a Ben Turner here "
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Turn the tables

Reverse the positions of adversaries. The phrases is often used when the weaker position subsequently becomes dominant.
Don't turn the tables on me, that's your fault!
by alexculli September 23, 2011
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Awkward Turtle High Five

The awkward turtle high five is a two man version of the regular awkward turtle.

Each person takes part in a regular high five, however, once hands have collided mid air, you keep your hands touching and then you each rotate your thumb as you move your hands upward, almost as if the awkward turtle was going for a swim into the sky.

The awkward turtle high five can be used in situations to overcome awkward moments, or just for fun.
"Dude! Happy Birthday!"
"Um..My birthday was last week."
"Oh. Right."
"Yeah."
"Awkward turtle high five?!?!"
"Awkward turtle high five!"
*awkward turtle high five occurs*
by pseudonymforellie September 25, 2009
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spoiled turds

Turds that have been sitting out for a while.
Something stinks, oh its those spoiled turds overthere.
by essaymcgee1 November 17, 2013
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