The Triangle

So when I said it 7 years ago about the tree you thought it was mumbo-jumbo but now it's the most profound thing ever? What, you needed the experts to tell you is was brilliant for you to take it seriously?

Hym "That's a little disappointing if I'm being honest. I mean, you're a determinist so I guess you can't be all that intelligent but still. You seemed clever enough to at least know brilliance when you see it but it's disappointing to find out that you had to talk to an expert and they had to tell you that it wasn't mumbo-jumbo. Sad. Disappointing and Sad. And the triangle isn't as compelling as the tree. A less good version of my thing being espoused by someone who didn't know it was profound until he was told it was profound."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

Forbidden Triangle

A women's vagina that is forbidden to touch.

You don't have a chance with Alice. She has a forbidden triangle.

by Theevilpotato69 March 18, 2024

Trucker Triangle

The triangle shaped shit mark on the back of a toilet seat from a dirty ass found mostly in truckstop bathrooms.

Dude, skip the first stall! There's a trucker triangle the size of the great pyramids!

by Peanutbutterpug May 3, 2024

monochrome triangle

When a group of three generations in the same family decide to perform the eiffel tower.

Andy: Yo Jim, how was your monochrome triangle session with your dad yesterday.

Jim: Pretty good. Granddaddy was pumping it like it was back in 'Nam.

by Chromo Master June 6, 2024

Venezuelan Triangle

This is where you get a fat bag of "snow" and make a triangle line between a girl's tits and clit. You start at the clit and end at the clit. There is also an alternate version that is designed for level 12+ practitioners only where you do it with the female laying on their stomach and make the triangle between the buttocks and gooch area. The tricky part of the "Maduro" Venezuelan Triangle is the triangle will go right over her booty hole which is preloaded with a straw filled with coke that you can then blow into her booty hole. Once done with this side quest to pretend like you care about her "needs" then you continue the triangle until completed.

"Last night I got that ratchet ass strippy from Scarlet's to let give her the Maduro Venezuelan Triangle! She totally thought I cared about her and asked to be my wife!"

by Abrooke8787 January 23, 2026

Love Triangle

A love triangle is the definition of when three people have romantic feelings (or attraction) between one member of the triangle but none of them are usually reciprocated. In other words, person A likes person B, person B likes person C and person C likes person A.

"Hey, has Sarah been around? Paul wants to ask her out."

"Bad luck for him. Sarah was going to ask Dylan to a movie. She's crazy about him!"

"Dylan? Everyone knows he loves Paul...Man, I hate love triangles."

by Presentt_Tense November 23, 2024

Love Triangle

A love triangle is the definition of when three people have romantic feelings (or attraction) between one member of the triangle but none of them are usually reciprocated. In other words, person A likes person B, person B likes person C and person C likes person A.

"Hey, has Sarah been around? Paul wants to ask her out."

"Bad luck for him. Sarah was going to ask Dylan to a movie. She's crazy about him!"

"Dylan? Everyone knows he loves Paul...Man, I hate love triangles."

by Presentt_Tense November 23, 2024