moose tracking

Moose tracking can mean one of two things

1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.

2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.

1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.

2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.

by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014

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Train track buddie

A secret couple who secretly go to the train tracks to have sex. Train track buddie

Train track buddie is a secret couple who secretly go to the train tracks to have sex. Train track buddie

~“Hey “Train track buddie” want to go down to the train tracks and cheat on your boyfriend?”
~“Yes of course” Train track buddie

by BigSully5.5 December 15, 2018

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Not-Tracking

military lingo for not paying attention or always doing the wrong thing
AKA Lost in the Sauce

PVT Porter is doing his own thing again and done pissed off Senior, he was not-tracking.

by M25S July 1, 2020

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Track Flowcaine

A highly-addictive song. Flow so stimulating it causes withdrawal symptoms, like Crack Cocaine.

Track Flowcaine forces addicted listeners to keep one AirPod in during meetings or lectures. In cases of overdose, addicts hum Track Flowcaine's melody and tap its beat in public.

Kara stayed home and inhaled Track Flowcaine in her track den.

by nolandc February 14, 2020

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