Picasso'd the toilet

When your poop hits the toilet at a high velocity or has a consistancy that makes it sticks a pattern to the toulet bowl even after a flush, as if painting like the artist Picasso.

Hey man, I'd wait at least 10 minutes before using the bathroom, I just picasso'd the toilet.

by DocAshe October 6, 2011

toilet choke

potentially stopped up toilet -the coughing sound a toilet makes when trying to swallow with too much in its' mouth!!

i tried to flush my waste but experienced toilet choke
i like the super toilets! they never toilet choke!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Toilet Paper

An item used to wipe your ass that became extinct in 2020.

Bob: Hey you got any toilet paper?
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Bob: ...

by PotatoChickenman March 21, 2020

skibidi toilet

some goofy ass youtube series of toilets w/ fucking heads popping out of the toilet hole fighting w/ some sorta cameramen made by dafuq?boom

kids that are gen alpha have a high chance of being a fucking dumbass and say that it has lore when it doesnt 😭

infected kid w/ skibidi toilet syndrome: skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dabidi dip dip
normal person: shut the fuck up

by virtuosoisthebest October 3, 2023

talking to the toilet

barfing; a euphamism for throwing your guts up

Thanks for giving me swine flu, douchebag. I was talking to the toilet all freaking day.

by ninjapprentice November 4, 2009

Toilet Paper

Missing, Not able to be found;

Also used to describe Toilet Paper

Greg: Hey Criag, have you seen any toilet paper?
Craig: Nah Greg, its toilet paper
Both in unison: Damnit.

by TheRealHi April 9, 2020

toilet alzheimer's

Forgetting to wipe your ass after going to the toilet

Oh man, i have huge skidmakrs - I forgot to wipe, I think I've got toilet Alzheimer's

by Optimop December 9, 2016