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Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014
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Shank Fairy

When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....
Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?

Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....

Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012
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shank

To shit and wank at the same time.
A derogatory term describing the activities of one who is ignorant
"Oh god, he was shanking, what a douche..."
by NemoleAmzi October 23, 2008
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Shanking

Driving 4 hours just to dump someone as harshly as possible then leaving
“Damn bro, you drove to dallas just to shank that bitch???”

Yeah Bro, shanking her is my only option”
by dookiedropper123 March 29, 2022
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Prison Shank Club

Having a knife fight at the stables in Red Dead Redemption 2
Boy 1: Tryna knife fight
Boy 2: Yea get the gang for a prison shank club.
by Btrizzyondamic January 11, 2025
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shanks

aussie slang for knives or blades in general.
oi, u got the shanks lad???
by -I AM WHITE AF- December 15, 2018
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Shanking

The act of Shitting, Showering and Wanking, all in the one bathroom session.
“Man I can’t wait to get home from the festival and shank”

“Bro, you were in their for ages”

yeah man I was shanking”
by DjDomP August 20, 2018
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