Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.
You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.
"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.
"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."
Steve: "F*CK!"
Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"
Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"
Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"
by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014
Get the Pencil Shankedmug. When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....
Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?
Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....
Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....
Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012
Get the Shank Fairymug. To shit and wank at the same time.
A derogatory term describing the activities of one who is ignorant
A derogatory term describing the activities of one who is ignorant
by NemoleAmzi October 23, 2008
Get the shankmug. “Damn bro, you drove to dallas just to shank that bitch???”
“Yeah Bro, shanking her is my only option”
“Yeah Bro, shanking her is my only option”
by dookiedropper123 March 29, 2022
Get the Shankingmug. Having a knife fight at the stables in Red Dead Redemption 2
by Btrizzyondamic January 11, 2025
Get the Prison Shank Clubmug. by -I AM WHITE AF- December 15, 2018
Get the shanksmug. “Man I can’t wait to get home from the festival and shank”
“Bro, you were in their for ages”
“yeah man I was shanking”
“Bro, you were in their for ages”
“yeah man I was shanking”
by DjDomP August 20, 2018
Get the Shankingmug.