by mr super fart June 13, 2023
Get the Twonk mug.Tonk is a very charming individual who will charm someone to the end but won’t take that next step. Tonks can shape shift into many things including, chickens,witches, and streamers. Tonks like to play baseball. But from all that charming they typically like to say as little as possible to avoid further exhaustion.
by Wide mouth gamer July 16, 2023
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by bigtowernuts August 26, 2023
Get the Tonk mug.Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.
Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).
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Get the Tonka - Yeat mug.Tonki- a menace to society, completely shitting where they eat, tagging every electric box and ending up on local Facebook groups. Not to be confused with ‘Tonk’. The parish banksy, no one knows their identity however there are multiple reports of local residents seeing a man in a leather duster with cat ears and a tail spraying much loved murals and Mirfield in bloom displays. Word on the street is he is a vigilante on the hunt for deans goons and viva streets
Oh no, another flower pot has been defaced in the lovely parish, I bet it was that rapscallion Tonki!
by PI_Tonki October 21, 2023
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