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Uncle Stroking

Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.
"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."

"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"
by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024
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Shanghai Stroke

Stroking your dick until completion with chopstick.
Last night I was doing the ol’ Shanghai Stroke
by 5maorwhoppers May 2, 2025
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Stroking

to sit around and do nothing for a period of time
Bro I haven't done anything all day, just been straight stroking tbh
by feelin like john pork December 3, 2024
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danger Stroke

When you're expecting company soon and you decide to rub one off before the doorbell rings
I just got off the phone and the pizza delivery guy said 10 minutes and if this is the only time I'll have to get off so I pulled a danger Stroke right before the doorbell rang 😅 think
by CynthiaDanger February 11, 2024
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Stroke Inducing

(Verb) The act of making hard anal love on stage to the song Silent Night in front of a paying audience.
Last night Shannon rocked my world by stroke inducing me.
by Franclitus May 11, 2022
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sleep stroking

The act of stroking another's genitalia while sleeping in bed. Another nocturnal activity similar to sleep walking. The "sleep stroker" may pretend to be asleep or actually asleep.
I didn't touch you without consent, I swear I was sleep stroking!
by Dr. Sleep August 18, 2021
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Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis
I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!
by buttfart33 November 30, 2023
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