The Ron Coe Plan B

When there are no sheep available, you bring home a heffer. This can be human or cow, dealers choice, and the heavier the better.

Jake: Hey! Did you end up fucking that sheep last night??
Ron: No I had to go with The Ron Coe Plan B!

by adtr160 October 23, 2017

Amazon Bonus Plan

When you work for Amazon and they force you and all the other employees to celebrate being the lowest cost center. While they cut all overtime, that employees all count on , so the Site lead can get a huge bonus.

Hey man, I have to get a second job to feed my kids because of this lovely Amazon Bonus Plan!

by Amazonsux October 15, 2023

planning

planning in terms of management is, setting out everything that needs to be done to reach a certain goal.

example: My friends and I are planning to go to the movies.

by mistress3 March 5, 2022

Plan gtfo

Plan gtfo means “ get the flip out”. This is used when some random situation happen you don’t want nothing to be part of.

“Welp. Since there’s a big raccoon in the house, I’m gonna use Plan gtfo.”

by Random problems January 17, 2018

Plan D&C

Dilation and curettage (D&C), a surgical abortion procedure, is the last chance to keep the little bastards out when Plan B (levonorgestrel, a morning-after pill for birth control) isn't enough and has already been tried.

Already tried Plan B? Then you'd better have a Plan D&C!

by bitchuck September 18, 2024

Five-Year Plan

A five year programme generally made with the purpose of revolutionary rapid industrialisation, modernisation and mechanisation of a national economy and internal market. Comes with the side effect of famine and goolags.

It's time to launch our first Five-Year Plan to kickstart the banana manufacturing industry.

by CGmac June 29, 2025

planned obsolescents

What perfume manufacturers create by constantly pedaling their newest aromas.

Essential oils never go out of style, so you can use them to smell awesome and never worry about planned obsolescents.

by QuacksO December 20, 2025