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stiff noodle

When you over cook Ramen noodles to the point where they return to their original form.
Kid: Mom what's taking so long!

Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.
by Mandarin0310 July 27, 2017
mugGet the stiff noodlemug.

Maggie noodles

Maggie noodles is a type of instant noodles made by Nestle. An Indian will make it at-least 200 times a year. The noodles are very customisable and every household has their own recipe.
by youcantseeme56 June 25, 2021
mugGet the Maggie noodlesmug.

goblin noodles

Goblin noodles is a definition given to the mult dimintional being of mary she,ιt,they is a sentiencial being that brings bad luck to itself everytine it farts and at the same time sneezes and says noodles

Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles-Ohhh fuck i just farted* says noodles at the same time
by Lacticdick January 31, 2019
mugGet the goblin noodlesmug.

Bootie noodles

Yo you seriously bout to eat those bootie noodles
by Imagetry February 20, 2023
mugGet the Bootie noodlesmug.

Murder noodle

A snake. Also what guys named Robbie call their penis.
Robbie was huffing Freon again and whipped out his murder noodle.
by random710 May 31, 2021
mugGet the Murder noodlemug.

Noodle Bros

When two Bros Jack off to the same porn video or porn star at different times.
Mike- "Yo Auston have you seen Gianna's new porno"
Austin- " Yea I beat my dick to it last night"
Mike- "Sick we are totally noodle bros"
by BobLee173 May 16, 2016
mugGet the Noodle Brosmug.

Noodle banged

Bryce: "Hey Jeremy how as last night ... was she ya know .. good ? " Jeremy: "uh I mean Bryce I noodled banged her dude " Noodle banged
by Pine guy October 7, 2017
mugGet the Noodle bangedmug.

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