Shit for the Cycle

Taking a shit in each bathroom of your house (minimum of 2 bathrooms) during one day. You get double points if you can do it before leaving for work.

Due to my overindulgence in alcohol and junk food yesterday, I shit for the cycle this morning.

Shit for the Cycle by NBAnderson January 3, 2012

Does a bear shit in the woods? 

A sarcastic way of saying hell yes.

Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.

Ross: You hungry?
Joey: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Does a bear shit in the woods? by DanielG. December 26, 2012

shoot that shit to the sky 

a common phrase meaning 'to fuck up really badly,' that can be added to any action.

Tonight at the bar Dave's gonna shoot that shit to the sky.

shoot that shit to the sky by thed007 December 1, 2006

Does a bear shit in the woods? 

yes, but not a polar bear

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Not a polar bear

Does a bear shit in the woods? by trwells86 July 15, 2021

A shit in the punchbowl 

When everyone is having a dandy time, and that one specific person ruins it for all.

Everyone was enjoying SallyAnne's party, untill Jim Bob took a shit in the punchbowl by knocking over the boombox.

A shit in the punchbowl by Coleycath98 July 17, 2011

The Give a Shit Department 

The department where people actually care about your problems.

Operator: Hello
Caller: Hi, I am having problems logging in to my facebook account.
Operator: Hang on let me transfer you to the Give a Shit Department

The Give a Shit Department by ericool June 23, 2011

The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy 

1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.

You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit

Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'

The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021