Pump Monkey

A Pump Monkey is anyone who is the gas attendent at a gas station. This is one of the lowest jobs someone can have.

1 - Guess what! I got a job!

2 - Where?

1 - Gas Station, pumping gas!

2 - HA! You are such a Pump Monkey!

by Enigma Pie July 29, 2006

penis pump

a tail-pipe resonator on 4-cyl car

"John is so lame. He put a penis pump on his Ford Focus."

by adam barto October 15, 2007

Pump Fake

when you are fucking the shit out of a girl doggy style, you slam her head into the pillow so she can't move, tell her you're going to nut, and secretly spit on her ass so she thinks you came. and when she turns around and winks at you you BLAST her right in the face with your whole load.

i pump faked the shit out of a girl last night

by Big Jim1234 April 27, 2011

Double Pump

A term that is used in Fortnite when back in the first 3 seasons of Fortnite, you can use two pump shotguns without the delay, meaning it's pretty overpowered.

Get Rekt Kid - I see a guy at 350
Sir Tit Lord - Let's Double Pump him

by __________E____________ December 29, 2018

lil pump

Arguably the greatest composer & songwriter of all time. His work includes outstanding classics such as Flex Like Ouu, Gucci Gang and Esketit.

Dude 1: who's lil pump?
Dude 2: he's the greatest composer known to man.

by еskетiт June 22, 2018

lil pump

Lil pump is god

Person 1: who is lil pump
Person 2: *takes headphones off*
Person 2: you hear in the headphone gucci gang
Person 2: lil pump is god

by itsjuany January 6, 2018

Guido Pump

A way to express any awesomeness that a Guido might find awesome. Taking one's arm and thrusing it into the air with a closed fist many times in a row shouting GUIDO PUMP!!! This action originated on the Frog Bus of West Milford High School in West Milford, New Jersey.

HEY! Shane's on the bus! GUIDO PUMP!!!GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!! Hey Muffins, you suck! GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!! GUIDO PUMP!!!

by The Muffin Man2312313 September 22, 2008