by Slothlolz May 11, 2018
Get the king edward viimug. A game where 2 bros watch lesbian 69 porn and stick both their cocks into a massive condom, and a third bro jerks both cocks at the same time to make it fair, last to cum has to drink both loads.
Hey bro want to try Edward Posh Hands tonight?
Yeah sure but as long as he jerks us at the same pace this time!
Yeah sure but as long as he jerks us at the same pace this time!
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 18, 2020
Get the Edward Posh Handsmug. A drunken game where 2 bros watch scat porn and the first to get hard has to jerk himself and the participant off onto a biscuit in between them, then has to eat both loads off the biscuit in one bite.
If the loser fails to eat the biscuit in one bite or fails to make the participant and himself cum in 10 minutes the punishment is to finger himself while jerking off, then cum onto the shitty finger and suck it all off clean.
If the loser fails to eat the biscuit in one bite or fails to make the participant and himself cum in 10 minutes the punishment is to finger himself while jerking off, then cum onto the shitty finger and suck it all off clean.
1: Yo bro we playing Edward Jerky Hands tonight?
2: ofcourse but you better cum this time, my ass is still sore from last nights jerky hands!
2: ofcourse but you better cum this time, my ass is still sore from last nights jerky hands!
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 16, 2020
Get the Edward Jerky Handsmug. The non-alcoholic version of drinking game "Edward Forty-Hands". Participants duct tape 1 liter bottles of Sparkling mineral water in each hand. The bottles can't be removed until all the water is drunk.
Friend: You look dehydrated
You: No I'm not playing Edward Sparkle-Hands again. I almost pissed myself last time!
You: No I'm not playing Edward Sparkle-Hands again. I almost pissed myself last time!
by SlowPotato November 19, 2020
Get the Edward Sparkle-Handsmug. This is someone who is always there for you. He will stay on the phone with you for hours, no matter what you say. Even though sometimes he gets annoying (not in a bad way), you will always love him. He is definitely the nicest, sweetest, most caring and protective MAN ever. Any girl he talks to would fall in love with him.
by Billy Lover.(: July 27, 2011
Get the william edward schustermug. Having someone else prevent you from doing something, then getting absolutely obliterated, then being blamed for what they did
by ladibas September 13, 2023
Get the Edward Rydz-Smiglymug. he is the best boyfriend ever! 😻 I love him so much. He is literally the most kindest person I know! He is the best! 💗💞
by Millie is the queen June 11, 2018
Get the kevin edward sargentmug.