surprise chip

When you finish your Mc Donald's and there's a few chips left at the bottom of the bag.

that was a nice Mc Donald's (looks in bag) oh yes! Some surprise chips left over!

by Fromas November 7, 2015

trench surprise

When someone comes over in JUST a trench coat on and nothing else underneath.

Lola came over with a trench surprise just for me.

by Sickassname_69 April 22, 2018

Surprise adopt

Taking a child that is not your daughter or son by legal, biological, adoption, foster, step, birth or donation.

This is also called kidnapping, Typically used to try to justify a kidnapping

I didn't kidnap his daughter I surprised adopt her without his knowledge. I kind of just snatched her. Kidnapped is a very strong term can we just use a surprise adopt?

by 459395 March 15, 2023

Upside Surprise

Waking up in the rig. Make coffee and check things out. Way more snow than the forecast said or I thought. Super stoked.

Yo!!!!! Wake up everybody. Let’s ski pow! It’s a upside surprise!!

by Senior BroBrah April 15, 2023

Janitor's Surprise

A sexual act taking place in the janitor's closet, often intercourse, causing the janitor to be quite shocked if he happens to open the door while the two are doing it.

Guy 1: You won't believe what happened yesterday!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Stacy wanted to have sex, but we were in school, so we did it right in the closet. It was a real janitor's surprise!

by gogglyeyed October 26, 2013

Poo Surprise

When you go to the bathroom to pee but all of a sudden you need to poop. This is a ‘poo surprise’.

Person A - Hey man I just gotta go pee.
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?

by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018

You’d Be Surprised

When someone makes a guess about something that you know about, and their guess is wrong

“Bro there will be no tings at this party tonight”
“You’d Be Surprised”

by maccam May 10, 2022