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twat gagger

To engorge the vaginal opening of a woman with a large penis (or other large object) to the point where it can take no more. To pack as much meat in that pussy as possible.
Tommy Lee has quite the Twat Gagger in his pants. The Twat Gagger on that guy could kill a horse. I bet that 2 foot dildo is a good Twat Gagger. I’ll use my fist to Gag that Twat! This new girl I’m dating is going to be very surprised when she sees my Twat Gagger.
by Sean Ethan May 9, 2008
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Twat Snot

Your panties have twat snot all over them
by Hezra79 February 5, 2017
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Twat Knocker

someone who is incredibly annoying or is just terrible at doing simple things such as everyday tasks.
Guy 1 "How do I-"
Guy 2 "YOU JUST PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE YOU TWAT KNOCKER!!!!"
by knockknockknock April 6, 2014
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twat whore

1. a slut
2. something to shout if you're pissed off
1. 'julie's a twat whore'
2. 'TWAT WHORE! that fucking hurt!
by proballa March 2, 2009
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App Twat

Someone who repeatedly has to talk about their shitty Iphone, especially with reference to the latest pointless application they have just downloaded, to the extent everyone in the surrounding area rolls their eyes with boredom.
"Since Jim has bought an Iphone, he has turned from a decent sort of chap into a complete and utter App Twat".
by Bored Pilot April 17, 2010
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Mozzarella Twat

Mozzarella Twat(noun)

Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.
Person 1: "What is in your lap mom?"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"

Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"
by ShawnathanNunes December 10, 2013
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Twat-Knocker

when your man is going down on you and once he looks up to watch you cum you punch him square in the face.
"Did you see Matt today ? his face is all busted; I bet his wife Twat-Knockered him"
by singletracklife June 10, 2016
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