Hide the tire

The act of inserting foods (of your choice) into any chosen orifice prior to performing oral sex upon said orifice.

E.g. before I have my salad tossed, I always hide the tire by adding croutons

Hey baby, before you eat me out - let’s use this peachy ring and hide the tire.

by Therestlesseyebrow# January 8, 2022

barking tires

Peeling out, burning rubber. The sound made when one floors it causing the tires on a car or truck to squeal loudly.

After the car meet people stood on the sidewalk to watch the cars drive away. They were all barking tires as they left.

by Uh_Cool_Dood January 8, 2022

tireing

it’s like a car tire but an action of rolling

that man is tireing through the park

by k33rmi May 13, 2022

Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022

wash a tire

Urinate at roadside during trip by automobile

I need to pull over soon -- I have to wash a tire.

by Kickasso December 23, 2021

iphone tired

When u think u are tired from life, but you are really just tired from being on your smartphone.

I thought I had cancer, but it ended up I was just iPhone tired.

by Caiusmark November 5, 2021

Hungry Tired

When you're too tired to feel hungry, but you're hungry enough that you can't fall asleep until after you ate.

I was that hungry tired, it took me 2 hours to decide if I was hungry, but after I ate food, I slept for 10 hours.

by Kakitsune November 13, 2021