Dinking the post

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.
I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.
by Not myself after beer January 14, 2019
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Selective posting

When some makes a post to appeal to a certain person, or make a post to strike emotions.
Hey bro did you post that because the girls would look at your sick bod, its kind of Selective posting.
by moistcat March 24, 2021
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posting sickness

The disease one contracts from interacting with strangers online more often than with people in real life. Results in the most brain-dead takes imaginable. Often terminal.
"Did you see what Ryan said on twitter last night? I mean, he can't think that EVERYONE who owns a cat is racist, right?"
"I don't know man, he's got a serious case of posting sickness."
by Cock and Behavioral Therapy September 17, 2022
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post cool

An elevated, effortless and ego-less version of cool. Not trying, just a state of being. See also flow consciousness.
Maor is post cool. Life just flows through him.
by jscult May 05, 2018
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Post Cool

You realise you are not and have never been cool.
Which instantly elevates you to a state of such cool, it is beyond cool.
You are no longer even aware of other people's cool.
You are post cool.
You're not cool like a lot of people Ricky, you don't even try, you just do, youre post cool.
by sneaksby December 08, 2020
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post-mainstream

adjective - to describe someone who does not like to be mainstream (hipster'ish concept)but likes mainstream treatment, but will only receive the gift/treatment after the actual day, receiving flowers/chocolates not on valentines day (FEB 14) but on (FEB 15) or not receiving Christmas (DEC 25) gifts but will gladly receive gifts on (DEC 26). Exact time will be 0:01AM is the best time to give, in order the person doesn't seem mainstream
You buying this for Tash? Yea she's post-mainstream, you can relax and wait until the actual day finishes.
by prajauyuhua February 20, 2015
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