Theodoros

He is a wild bird human that likes sex and hentai. He is known for his famous habits such as watching couples in public kissing and using his drone to spy on kids. He has an enormous penis, a nice body and of course a big juicy ass

If you spot him and you are underaged just run or call the cops

Omg theodoros fucked my wife again!!

by Bababois November 20, 2021

Theory Theory no Mi

Theory Theory no Mi (Noun) is a phrase sometimes used among One Piece fans towards the other delusional fans in situations in which the idiotic fans construct the most ludicrous and farfetched fan theories you had the displeasure of listening to. These theories can range from being somewhat comical to completely confusing or frustrating, depending on how much stupidity you can stomach.

The phrase was named after the Devil Fruits, a fictional fruit in the series that grants the eater a supernatural power, such as the Gura Gura no Mi (Tremor-Tremor Fruit) These fan theories perhaps are thought up due to the expansive lore of One Piece.

Neanderthal Fan #1: Hey guys, check out this new fan theory my friend and I created! Basically, it's highly implied that Nami was pregnant with Sanji's baby during the Thriller Bark arc.

Normal Fan: That's fucking stupid. If Nami was pregnant, wouldn't she have given birth by now?

Neanderthal Fan #2: Well, if you let us explain, there's a large amount of evidence that Nami aborted her baby after-

Normal Fan: Shut yo Theory Theory no Mi ass up, bitch.

by Gandalf Lover 34 April 28, 2022

Theodorius

A continuous bloodline of powerful, constantly evolving beings known only as Theodorius.

"Don't you know your Theodorius Bloodline and Lore™?"

"Theodorius XIX has conquered the world!"

by RumoredChaos July 12, 2022

Shower Theory

The act of imagining someone naked/in the shower, when they say that they're in the shower or "brb shower"

dammit, total shower theory

by LiterallyLuke April 4, 2011

Boomerang Theory

The idea that a person will be close to a significant other until something tears them apart. After what is usually a few years the two people will meet up again and be attracted to one another. Such as a boomerang leaves but comes back.

Friend 1: "John started seeing Claudia again; its been 4 years since they were together."
Friend 2: "I told you the Boomerang theory was real!"

by Toichiro October 14, 2014

Lego Theory

A term to describe the phenomenon of finally finding something when you have given up on it.

An example would be finding a girlfriend or boyfriend. If you simply stop looking so hard to find a relationship, eventually it will find you.

The Lego Theory is based on what happens when you play with Legos. Typically while you are playing with Legos there is a moment when you are looking for a particular piece and can't find it. After you've given up on finding it and some time has passed, it magically appears.

By believing in the Lego Theory I was able to not only find a girlfriend, but my car keys as well.

by reactor20 September 9, 2016

weeaboo theory

The theory that one day there will be more weeaboos than original Japanese people effectively replacing the Japanese culture.

"Hey im thinking of moving to Japan to live among the Japanese"

" don't you know the Japanese are almost extinct?" "its all becoming weeaboos"

Are you talking about weeaboo theory ? "No ways thats real im going anyway!"

by TheHumanMicroscope April 3, 2017