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post the L

When you or another person lose a game and your friends tells you to “Post the L” it means post the fact that you lost (self explanatory isnt it?)
me: *wins the game*
my friend: *loses*

me:Post the L😭😭
my friend: bruh ok
by s0l4rb00m November 21, 2021
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Post-reality

Post-reality is the normalization of the digital age we live in. It is the authentication of our social media lives overlapping what we view as normal. We are living in a time when it is common for everyone's public display of their lives to be romanticized-- Fiction is reality and reality is fiction. It’s up to you how to perceive it.
We are all living in post-reality.
by AngelinoFromMilano November 16, 2022
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flag post

flag pohst

verb
1. Any phallic object mounted or attached to an individual is known as the "post". An orifice in the pelvic region is inserted by the "post" the owner of the orifice is known as the "flag".
2. to flag post someone.
3. to raise an individual up in the air by their orifice via phallic object.
4. to rap the post with a flag with intent to raise it.
5. to raise someone up in the air with sheer phallic force and power.
6. to impale someone with your penis and lift them into the air.
Person 2: Would you be up for a lunch with our friend, its his birthday?
Person 1: If I can flag post him
Person 2: What?
Person 2: Oh, I read through the typo
Person 1: No typo
Person 1: Flag post
Person 2: What does that even mean dude?
Person 1: There's a post, needs a flag
Person 2: Why tho?
by Prince Harrier Jet September 28, 2017
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Schrodinger’s post

When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”
Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.

Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023
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Post Malonalisa

Hey have you seen Post Malonalisa
by BenBowen27 May 13, 2018
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Light Post

When a guy is about to nut and you can see the cum at the tip.
Jim: "I as fucking your mom last night and she told me I had a nice light post."
Me: "Same."
by Jpm26 September 7, 2016
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post-bamboozle

a feeling of utter depression after going to the festival known as bamboozle.
"doctor what's wrong with me? i'm just so sad after bamboozle and miss cobra starship, fall out boy, and moshing."
"you've been diagnosed with post-bamboozle."
"is there a cure?"
"wait 'til next year's bamboozle or go to the warped tour."
by imissit. May 16, 2009
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