Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

by Pro skills February 7, 2020

Meat lags

A term commonly used to describe the impact that large quantities of meat can have on the connection between computers and servers. This strange phenomenon has been observed for centuries .

Person1: "Yo dawwwwg you be lagging to sheet "
Person2: "Yeah man I'm getting the meat lags"

by weedman420lacjam October 22, 2016

Meat her

Wanting to fuck a girl.

I want to meat her bro. Trasha is so hot!

by Jjwagg April 23, 2018

Lady meat

Slang for a woman's vagina

He licked my lady meat to get me ready for sex.

by Big_Vizzle June 28, 2017

meat dwarf

A short dick

My brother is a meat dwarf

by Mike Hunt December 17, 2014

Meat Malt

Another term for semen or baby gravy, etc.

That girl was a freak. She gave me a blow job and swallowed all my meat malt.

by Dic Lofenac March 13, 2009

meat moving

Meat moving pertains to the male anatomy. This is when a male becomes aroused and has an erection.

Ronnie and Brett practice their meat moving skills together on a regular basis. Practice makes perfect.

by KK Cummings December 26, 2008