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Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.
No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .
by Pro skills February 7, 2020
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Meat lags

A term commonly used to describe the impact that large quantities of meat can have on the connection between computers and servers. This strange phenomenon has been observed for centuries .
Person1: "Yo dawwwwg you be lagging to sheet "
Person2: "Yeah man I'm getting the meat lags"
by weedman420lacjam October 22, 2016
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Meat her

Wanting to fuck a girl.
I want to meat her bro. Trasha is so hot!
by Jjwagg April 23, 2018
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Lady meat

He licked my lady meat to get me ready for sex.
by Big_Vizzle June 28, 2017
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meat dwarf

by Mike Hunt December 17, 2014
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Meat Malt

Another term for semen or baby gravy, etc.
That girl was a freak. She gave me a blow job and swallowed all my meat malt.
by Dic Lofenac March 13, 2009
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meat moving

Meat moving pertains to the male anatomy. This is when a male becomes aroused and has an erection.
Ronnie and Brett practice their meat moving skills together on a regular basis. Practice makes perfect.
by KK Cummings December 26, 2008
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