Tateus maximus

A Tatus maximus is a heroic legendary beast
that commonly roams the country of wales

It has the largest dick of any mammal

know to man

It has the appearance of a tanned child
commonly seen with a skateboard

One guy: dude i was fucking the rabbit in the woods the other night and i saw a tateus maximus
Second guy: bullshit man we live in Colorado that thing lives in wales or so dope place like that

by Junglebook kid December 29, 2010

Tater-Bate

Nickname of the running back for the Houston Texans, Ben Tate.

That was one hell of a run by Tater-Bate.

by tatersforall September 7, 2012

Tater Swift

I male over 30 who is a Taylor Swift fan.

Whats up with all these Tater Swifts in coffee bar.

by killbob77 February 25, 2015

Chunk Taters

Potato Salad. A delicious-yet-cheap foodstuff.

"I can't think of anything good to bring to the Pot Luck, so I'll probably just whip up some Chunk Taters."

by Stubblecat April 4, 2007

tater

A person. Sometimes used as a goodbye reference. Just a name for a person, simple as that.

Later tater!
Yo! Tater what's up?

by TaLk-O-hOLiC March 15, 2005

Tatecore

Whiney, uninspired, faux emo music, usually with sung and screamed vocals.

Man, that new Story of the Year CD is total tatecore!

by someguy November 30, 2003

mashed taters

A maddeningly popular online flash animation that features a catchy tune that is very hard to get out of your head.

See google and search for "mashed taters".

by Patrick Nelson July 1, 2006