Sting

The REAL name for a Ba-dum tishhhh played after a joke. Rimshot is a misnomer for this, as given by the #2 entry for it :@

"Hey, did you hear that the original Twilight Zone composer was a corophile? The music goes 'doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo'!" *rimshot*

"You uncouth, music-ignorant cockhuffing asshat. *sting* is what you mean to say."

"I am a butt, please forgive my ignorance :<"

by Thetaikamiya April 16, 2009

Sexting queen

A woman who text naked photos to every guy she knows and is very hot and all the guys want her.

Kathy is a sexting queen.

by Deep blue 2012 February 11, 2010

Stingrays

Flat floppy huge boobs with little nipples. Preferably fat women.

she lifted up her skirt as her stingrays flopped to the floor

by william porter the second January 25, 2006

sexting

sexual messaging

*sexting*

sam: i want to fuck you so hard right now.
jane: i want you to cum on my face.
sam: I'm wanking over you baby.
jane: I'm gonna finger myself right now.
sam: wish i was there, your making me so horny babe.
jane: i want sex. i need sex.
sam: is anyone home at yours.
jane: no.
sam: I'm coming over.

jane: we are gonna fuck so hard. I'm gonna orgasm so loud.
sam: and then I'm gonna sit and watch you finger yourself while i wank.
jane: first we will get completely naked and fuck for hours and hours.

by ice-creamandhorrormovies March 21, 2015

sexting lingo

Sexting lingo is acronyms used in teens while sexting such as CFMN, GNOC, kitty, banana, or DUSL.
CFMN- come fuck me now
GNOC- get naked on camera
kitty- vagina

banana- penis
DUSL- Do you scream loud?

**Based on a real chat- sexting lingo

Girl: Hey babe why arent you home yet??? cfmn!!!
Boy- DUSL? haha
Girl- i wanna see your banana
Boy- GNOC
Boy- you have a smooth kitty

by moomarzjade July 21, 2014

finger stinger

Fingering your wife or animal too much leads to the mighty finger stinger. Note only wierd members of the public may try this and only has cunts like Bush has tried this act.

Come on misses get the dog let me get finger stinger

by Jediwassniper November 21, 2006

bee sting

Having Sexual Intercourse with a girl and after you cum with a condom on. You leave the condom in her vagina.

I gave that girl the bee sting. I hope she doesn't get pregnant.

by THE PTC October 23, 2004