speed-pap

To fuck in a quick and superficial manner. It's where the fuckin' is continuously fast, as if to get it over with.

"I have to speed-pap the bitches when we're in the back of my truck, or else we may get caught."

"When I'm not speed-papping bitches in the back of my truck, I'm enjoying a nice refreshing drink by the ocean."

by Jordy-Time June 30, 2006

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Speed Mart

A 24 hour gas station/convenience store. Known for their wide selection of single beers and pornographic magazines. Also a terrific source for "impulse items" such as hats, miniature flags, smart-alek shot glasses (Instant Jackass-Just add alcohol!), and hot dogs that the owner put on the cooker with his bare hands. Known for having notoriously dirty bathrooms that usually serve as a last resort to desperate motorists.

Employee 1: I'm making a run to the speed mart anybody want anything?

Employee 2: Here's five bucks get me a Mountain Dew and a pack of Newports.

by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009

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speed waddle

Occurs when an obese individual attempts to cover ground quikly on foot.

Phil- "Hey man, if we hurry we could get to the front of the McDonalds' line before it opens!"

Darby- "I dont think so. It looks like Percy tried to Speed Waddle in first."

by pee-more March 29, 2010

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Speeder Rule

Any time that one is in an environment where survival is possible without a shirt, the removal of the shirt is highly recommended. Should one be in an environment where acquiring a tan is physically possible, it is imperative that the shirt is removed.

Bro #1: "Dude, I think the sun is about to poke through the clouds!" (Bro removes his shirt)

Bro#2: "Dude, it's 52 degrees"

Bro #1: "Speeder Rule!"

Bro #2: (removes shirt)

by badkyle July 22, 2011

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