stretchnology

n. The techniques used to make thread and yarn expand lengthwise. The scientific discovery that allowed the development of modern yoga pants.

The world would still be covered with saggy butts if Spandex hadn’t developed the stretchnology to shrink-wrap those asses.

by Jerry.g.g March 13, 2019

Stretcher

Strech-er

Verb

1. The act of putting a drunk on a stretcher that is not alert and orientated enough to deny 911 transport.

"Yooo bro? I need you to pick me up. There is like 10 firefighters trying to stretcher me."

"I drunk I'm not promise. I do not want my ass to get stretchered!"

by Urban EMS March 14, 2019

strinchado

Strincha Uma Persona

Eu Fui Strinchado Ate O Fim

by AssSickle May 13, 2019

Stretch Limo

It's an expansion on the minivan (2 in front; 5 in back) to be 2 in front 10 in back. When a girl has 2 fingers in her vagina and then two fists in her ass.

Did you see that chick in a stretch limo? Yeah, definitely needed a lube job.

by ksoze720 June 1, 2019

Stretchie

When you try to stretch your dick under your legs to touch your ass.

Sorry I’m late I was giving myself a stretchie

by Ray Ray GoGo June 3, 2019

[Stretch throat]

stretch throat is when someone tells you that they have a sore throat but you know that person has been giving sloppy toppings lately , but act as if they don't understand why . Similiar to strep throat because there is imflamation in the throat but different solely because you know they a hoe.

Jane: man my throat is really sore , and I don't know why just came out of nowhere!

John: No kidding sounds to me like you've got stretch throat!! You should really see a doctor about that!

by Kilthy Fi April 24, 2019

stitchuation

A humiliating debacle resulting from a sewing-related issue.

Sarge should have known better than to task Zero with repairing the Camp Swampy soldier's worn uniforms; the end-result of said buck-toothed farmer-boy's zealous-but-clueless tailoring efforts was a totally chaotic stitchuation with said duds --- a tangled mess of lumpy/crooked seams, sewn-shut cuffs and collars, errantly-placed buttons, puckered/wrinkled/gapping sleeves, etc.

by QuacksO October 4, 2019