Statanism

A virtually religious and nearly unlimited submission by citizens to any decree or edict coming from the state.

I lived in DC until May 2021. This is legitimately one reason I decided I had to leave. Not just because I was forced to wear a mask — but because most of my neighbors were into Statanism to such a high degree that they ENJOYED being forced to wear masks. This compliance and state worship with these mandates and restrictions which infringe greatly on basic human rights, bodily functions, or major life activities such as working for a living, going to school, breathing, or the right to choose or not choose to become part of an experimental medical product is very dark.

by The Florida Populist November 6, 2021

stadank

A term commonly used by R&B singer Jully Black to designate something that is super-stinky or super-bad.

Jully Black: "Boy, who died in yo house? It is stadank up in here!"

by Joel67 October 27, 2007

Satan's Tears

A really nasty, bad, bowel churning shit. The kind that burns.

Ben: Aight man I gotta shed some Satan's Tears.
Nate: Haha laters.

by Vulpes_Inculta September 28, 2012

Satanbang

Having sexual intercourse in a very hot climate. A high body temperature is also required.

" Dude, you can't Satanbang in Canada, idiot!"

by PS360Million November 4, 2012

Satan's Handshake

one in the pink, four in the stink

"Dude, after I was done giving her Satan's Handshake it looked like a lower-case "i" down there."

"Did you tell her when you were going to do it, or did you surprise her?"
"It was getting heated, then I said, 'It's a pleasure to meet you,' and she knew Satan's Handshake was going to come next."

by SuperHappyJim January 10, 2015

satan's jizz

A large amount of bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat or up her ass.

Shaqueena: gimme 'day nut
Derrick: yea baby take my cum
Shaqueena: ow that burns like Satan's Jizz
Derrick: fuck baby you'll just need some penicillin in a week or so.

by Satansjizz June 7, 2014

satan's straw

When you're hitting the bong and you accidentally suck up bong water. Bong water that is spit out as a result of satan's straw is referred to as satan's spit

-*hitting bong* *slurps up water and chokes* dude wtf?
- lol fuckin satan's straw dude

by Camokaze May 22, 2017