Push a pearl out that squirrel 

The act of female masturbation. Coaxing a sweet gem from the depths of one's hairy nut lover.

Time to light some candles, put on Sarah McLachlan's Surfacing and push a pearl out that squirrel.

Push a pearl out that squirrel by Sexducator August 8, 2012

punching the midnight squirrel 

THE ACT OF LATE NIGHT MASTERBATION, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).

NO NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.

punching the midnight squirrel by @The Hojer December 8, 2015

A Squirrel 

The act of extreme indecisiveness and unsurety. Resembles the retarded confusion you would get from a squirrel that crosses the road, then halfway through decides to go back.

Judy was doing a squirrel on her decisions whether to paint her room red or blue.

I started squirreling over the multiple choice test question before finally just picking D.

A Squirrel by Warhawk101 October 3, 2012

hibernating squirrel 

We know squirrels hibernate, and they dig in the dirt to hide their nuts... So... The Hibernating Squirrel is when you are doing a chick doggy style in the ass(Digging in the Dirt) and you tuck your balls inside her vagina (Hide your nuts)

"yo dude did you bang that broad last night?"
"Yeah man, I gave her the ol' Hibernating Squirrel!"

hibernating squirrel by Higg9 May 26, 2008

Rave Squirrel

(n.) Any sexy lady who loves to dance whom frequents the rave scene. Usually referring to ladies who dance their faces off, fully equipped with LED's and provocative clothing, while letting the good times roll throughout the night into the early morning hours. It is a genuine term of endearment that Rave Ladies worldwide should aspire to be.

SO SHOUT IT LOUD - RAVE SQUIRREL TAKE OVER

(v.) Squirreling - The act of dancing around at a rave, crazy dance party, or music festival in a sexy manner. A lot of full body movement is involved. One can squirrel alone or with other rave squirrels.

1) Holy shit thats a lot of sexy Rave squirrels.
2) SQUIRREL!
3) That Rave Squirrel is definitely looking for some nuts
4) Lets keep squirreling around this party.
5) Dude Jen is such a rave squirrel. She loves to fucking party.

Check out the RAVE SQUIRREL Fan Page
(look below in the tags)

Rave Squirrel by Molly Bass aka RAVE SQUIRREL February 27, 2012

Wet Squirrel

When one takes a major shat and left over shit crumbs gets stuck in the ass hair

I dont want to pull my pants up because i dont want to get shit from my wet squirrel to get stuck to my underwear

Wet Squirrel by MonsterMAx October 10, 2010

crack squirrel 

A small loud obnoxious weasel-like crack smoker who has excuses for everything. Often keeps a messy van and can be seen in the Hopkins Area late at night chasing minor crack deals.

Fucking eh that Tabor is a real CRACK SQUIRRELL

crack squirrel by SOBER CITY March 26, 2008