Jesus Squee

Any over-enthusiastic literature or preaching by any Christian faction.

Watchtower is both Jesus Squee and Fundie Fanfic.

"Take yer Jesus Squee and ram it, darned Witnesses"

by Kahless the Unforgettable October 16, 2008

rocket squeegee

The act of hiring a preferably cheap prostitute and having her spray you with windex. Then she will mount you and proceed to run her high milage vagina all over your body which will then create the squeaky sound of a squeegee.

Bro I totally got rocket squeegeed last night!

Man that's just gross, seriously don't tell me these things.

by The Name November 20, 2013

dank squeeker

Someone who doesn't smoke weed, but has the personality of someone who does. They typically are young, but can be any age. Dank Squeekers have evolved above the human race in all ways.

DS- Dude 420 blaze it
Friend- You don't even smoke weed, quit being a Dank Squeeker.

by Dank Squeeker October 29, 2015

Friend Squeal

A high pitched noise produced by humans (typically girls) when they have spotted a friend (usually at a bar). The pitch of the squeal is directly proportionate to the amount of alcohol that has been consumed and/or the amount of time that has passed between seeing said friend.

After consuming a number of shots, Nancy let out a friend squeal when she saw her old friend Tammy walk into the bar.

by coleyw November 26, 2017

Pig-squeal

A modern metal vocal technique that can be achieved by inhaling or exhaling. (Don’t use inhales.)

Pig-squeal - breeeeeeeeee

by DASII February 5, 2018

Curdish Squeegee

(Verb) (Action) : To lightly glaze the breasts of a recognized sweaty woman with semen, to squeegee said semen off of the breast with one's penis, and, then, enjoy the sensation of oral sucking applied of said breast infused semen from one's phallus.

I was going to superman that hoe, but she told me she needed that Curdish Squeegee.

by JusttheSqueegee June 3, 2018

Yung squeegie

Youngest rapper in the rap game who is going to save the rap game just like lil pump did. Did a collaboration with yung meth with their first music video boyz in da hood- i just

Yo its ye boi yung squeegie bout to drop my first song its gon be litty

by Brandon Maione August 8, 2018