souffle

1) A light fluffy foodstuff usually derived from whisked eggs and other ingredients and can be made savoury as a main dish or sweetened to make a dessert.

2) A steaming pile of light-beige coloured shit with the consistency of diarrhea, usually ejected from the bowels some time after eating a plate-full of biscuits.

1) Oh the aroma of the souffle is out of this world, magnificent work Julie, I bet you laboured over that all day, didnt you?

2) Oh Jeez-on-a-bike did I need to get that souffle outta my system. Last goddam time I eat a packet of HobNobs in one go.
I mean it this time - oh damn it I hate shit souffle's.

by brownbowels January 12, 2008

Shuffle

The time of your parents life when they believe you should start taking things that you want out of their house before they are dead.

Todd, you need to start preparing for the "Shuffle".

by Todd Williams December 24, 2011

shuffle muffin

When you have your music player set on shuffle, and a song comes up that fits perfectly into the context of whatever you were doing. Or, when your music player is set on shuffle and it plays only the songs you really like.

"I just had an amazing shuffle muffin: I was talking about my friend Tom and the song Doubting Thomas came on! wOw!"

by Margauxx February 29, 2008

ozzy shuffle

when someone is so fucking drunk or high they walk in a retarded shuffle just like ozzy osbourne.

jim got so loaded he was doing the ozzy shuffle all the way home

by weej December 17, 2004

snufflefuck

getting head from an elephant

I went on safari the other day. I saw these beautiful elephants and then I walked up to the elephants. So, I got this one's number, I took her out to this nice restaurant I know, and then one thing lead to another and then we were back at my place. I don't know how to put it politely but, well, she snufflefucked me. And it was hot.

by scrotie November 22, 2009

shuffler

a noun to describe a person or persons who shuffle their feet when they walk at a slow speed, causing pedestrian traffic, usually at the annoyance of people walking behind them. They also stop wherever they want, regardless if they are blocking a door, an escalator or entrance to a store/building.

"Hey, avoid that area,there are too many shufflers, we will never make our movie on time"

"If this damn shuffler don't move, I'm gonna kill her"

by Sheepface June 12, 2012

Penguin Shuffle

When you have to take a dump but can't walk normal. One that walks with clenched butt cheeks.

Oh Jeez! I don't think I'm going to make this without doing the Penguin Shuffle to the bathroom!

by servoisgod January 13, 2009