G-Shock

Digital watch company made by Casio. Popular amongst hypebeast, swagsters, jerkers, as the added volume around the wrist helps them stretch each others assholes wider when they fist each other in the ass.

OMG!OMG!OMG! Steven, your Hundreds G-Shock feels soo good in my ass right now! Put on your SB Dunks and gape me with that G-shock!!

by Knowledgest August 20, 2012

Spocklegang

To use the vulcan briefing as in Star Trek (the V when using your hands) then turn hand through 90 degrees and insert two fingers into the pink and brown at the same time, with a pounding motion.... Hence spocklegang.

I was Spockleganging this dirty scutter last night.

by Wibbers July 27, 2006

spockslap

when you slap someone with your hand in the shape of the spock sign

that kid was total nerd he derserved a spockslap

by andrew minor January 1, 2009

Shocker Plow

Put your hands together like you're praying. Fan them out so just your fingertips are touching. Then 4 in the pink, 4 in the stink.

I gave her the Shocker Plow. Four in the pink, four in the stink.

by Party.Pat July 11, 2011

shockery

An extremely high voltage, arguably has the most shockage of all. Do not attempt to in any way interact with it, for you will not be able to survive. A "Shockery" may have a chance to give you electric powers (That's what happened to Geoffrey) but there is a small amount of chance. Anyone who is called a "Shockery" must be awesome in some way, as the voltage would have killed him (As David was killed) Do not underestimate the power of Shockery.

WATCH OUT! SHOCKERY IS COMING TO KILL YOU!!!

by JevNoKiro May 26, 2014

Shocking

When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom

gf: I’m pregnant
bf: What. That’s so shocking. I swear I used a condom

by Dubiks February 8, 2019

baller shock

To go from a "ballin' blinger rollin' phatties" to a "Mcdees bitch grillin' patties"

When you have been ballin' and makin mad fast money slangin' dope. Then yo' connect goes dry or ______ and you use up all yo' money and sell all your drugs and go broke.

You are then experiencing "baller shock"

by Handy Andy566 December 3, 2007