I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 1, 2021

slurpie

The action where the male ejactulates on his partner and than kisses them.

I gave that trick a slurpie.

by Nathan January 28, 2005

shlurping

a gay man taking a stray and inserting it into another gay man's buttox. Then SHLURP IT OUT!!!

Hey honey lets shlurp after we scre each other tonight.

by Mike September 11, 2003

Slurpee Mom

A woman who on a routine trip to the neighborhood 7-11 to get a bag of Funyuns and a delicious Blue Slurpee keels over in the pains of labor with only an Arabian fellow who strangely resembles Apu from The Simpsons to assist in the delivery of the bundle of joy.

"Hey Apu! I just slipped and hurt my back in aisle 3!"

"Oh, I'm sorry about that. I forgot to clean up after that Slurpee Mom from this afternoon."

"Awww gross! I have afterbirth all over my new pants!"

by Harold N. Kumar January 12, 2009

dolphin slurp

When your girlfriend is giving you a blow job, and you hear a slurping sound.

Jenny gave me a dolphin slurp last night. She got a little wet.

by Jim Albatross November 4, 2006

slurpee

A word used to describe many things. Particularly hurricanes and lightswitches.

I don't know...it was raining really hard and the wind was blowing...I think a slurpee is coming! or Hey bitch, go turn on the slurpee.

by ritaisyomama July 31, 2007

chocolate slurpy

making a girl suck you off after you had anal intercourse with her

After getting my dessert in the back Jane begged me for a chocolate slurpy.

by BLAHHHHHH November 15, 2003