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Sperm burper

Bro take ur sperm burper the fuck out my crib before she tried drinking me up
by Newspaper June 27, 2022
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He Should Have Stayed Sperm

A variation on He Should Have Remained Sperm
Tony Abbut is a disgrace. He should have stayed sperm.
by RTM 1963 August 8, 2021
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The Sperm Rail

The act of a man blowing his load, like that of a sperm whale blowing through its blow hole, into a man or woman's nostril whilst they snort it back, like snorting a fat line or rail.
J asked L if she remembered the favor she owed him. She said, "yes, I told you it could be anything, you name it." He said, "what about The Sperm Rail?" In which she replied, "I remember you explaining this to me, the answer is yes, we have to try it at least once." J replied, "this is why your the best woman I could ever have."
by jasonjjung76 October 27, 2022
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waste of sperm

A dismissive term used to describe a person, thing, or situation

that isn’t worth the time, effort, or stress because it adds zero value and is ultimately irrelevant.
"Bro keeps arguing about pineapple on pizza like it’s a Supreme Court case, total waste of sperm."
"fuck her? Waste of sperm man"
by madhoundtitus September 11, 2025
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Mule Sperm

Mule sperm is a mule that sperms in a human being.
by anonymous February 6, 2021
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Captain Sperm

A name for a person who contributes or produces too much sperm from gooning to femboys
by Hamedmaid August 19, 2025
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Sperm

Babe My sperm is white and creamy do you want some?
by Creamy white nut April 25, 2022
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