Southern surprise

When the genitals don’t match what you assumed.

Took home this gal that defined as a woman last night and got the southern surprise. Went to touch her bean and found her tree trunk.

by Bootyandbeast16 August 03, 2023

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southern breakfast bowl

The act of putting grits in a womens ass and eating them out with a spoon.

by DoItInTheSouth August 23, 2022

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When a woman you are related to, generally a cousin. Gives you a hand job so immaculate that you literally have a fucking seizure

“Shit man, my

cousin gave me a southern stroke that could’ve killed god!”

by Garth69420 August 13, 2021

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Southern pucker (noun) another word for anus/asshole/butthole/brown eye

He inserted his penis into her his southern pucker :)

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The act of inserting a colleagues' pc mouse into the own vagina in order to show dominance over that bitch.

Colleague A: "E. is being a real snitch again!"
Colleague B: "Guess it's time for another Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver."

by Albfred July 20, 2017

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The internal flesh between the female anus and vagina.

I stuck one finger in her ass and one in her puss then rubbed them together on her southern septum

by JessTessTheMess July 27, 2018

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Is when a creative man or woman produces a Southern Eagle while giving a Cleveland Steamer.

Tito Skug is known for his creative scatological performances, including the breathtaking Southern Cleveland Eagle Steamer.

by Poopfuckdickburn April 24, 2024

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