Social Retard 

Person who is having or showing a lack of desire, social education, manners or up-brining to respect time/polite gestures/friendship/companionship/welfare of another members of the human society.

Alex is a social retard who changed his mind and cancelled a date 5 minutes before the dinner.

Social Retard by OB84Social May 25, 2010

social reject 

A word used by Trump supporting white boys or pick me girls.

person 1 : *dresses goth/emo/anything that's not normal* person 2 : "HAHAHHEHHEHE URI SUCJ A SOCIAL REJECT LMAO PARENTS NOT LOVE U"

social reject by dio.exe January 12, 2021

Social Suicide 

The Mathletes. A phrase used in Mean Girls (1999)

"Hey Janice, I'm gonna join the Mathletes!"
"What the fuck bitch?"
"Just kidding, its social suicide."

Social Suicide by MagicalMurder April 22, 2015

Social Graffiti 

Social Graffiti is where a social establishment like a Pub, Club or Restaurant has a cool element (drawcard) and then takes on a group of people, and for its time is great;

Then, as more people become aware of a 'good' spot, friends and family and cousins and exes and neighbours and the blonde guy from House all rock up and overcrowd the place with their shittiness.

This leads to overcrowding and the establishment takes on an unintended crowd.

"That new club started out awesome, but now it's just full of Social Graffiti."

A restaurant I regularly go to used to be a great quiet spot to take a bunch of friends to drink and hang out and enjoy yourself. Now, if you can manage to get a booking - you'll be shoulder to shoulder with morons yelling at the top of their lungs and generally behaving like yokels.

Social Graffiti by Kevin Munro May 10, 2008

Social Nutworking 

Similar to Social Networking with the singular exception that you would use social nutworking to take a load off of your nuts. You can social nutwork on practically any social networking page. Social networking is the new singles bar where social nutworking can take place.

If you go look at your girlfriend's social networking page, you can often times see the guys that used her for social nutworking in the past.
If you use your social networking page for social nutworking, you should clear the photographic evidence once it's done.

Social Nutworking by SankDawg July 15, 2009

Social Herpes 

When a person(s) enter a social circle, become friends with everyone else, then proceed to start large amounts of drama resulting in unrepairable damage of varying degrees. Because of the "infection" to everyone you know, its nearly impossible to get rid of the person(s) that cause the drama.

John: Dude these women are playing everyone against each other. I can't get rid of them either because one is always around everyone else and the other is dating my best friend.

Dave: Dude, you have Social Herpes.

Social Herpes by Thevance April 20, 2010

Social Work-out 

The physical workout Social Workers get from running their clients places, chasing after client's children, or running around the office to get tasks done.

Friend: Hey, want to go to the gym with me?
Social Worker: No way. I got a Social Work-out yesterday chasing after my client's kids at the food stamp office.

Social Work-out by Comosedice December 10, 2010